this is what happens when you leave 2 incredibly useless individuals who have just sat through a jam alone in a car with nothing more than fm radio.

UPS
United Parcel Service
Universal Postal Service
Universal Pervert's Society
Unwittingly Poyo Sial
Uneven Punani Skin
United Pickle's Society
Uninterrupted Pee Slot
Upper Penis Strength
Unintelligible Petty Shit
Used Panties Sale
Uncontested Princess of Shopping
Unlikely Penang Socialite
Uncensored Press Stories
Umbrella Putting Stand (initially supposed to be 'penetrates' but decided it might be a tad obscene)
Unchartered Pile of Sand

oh well...when you're bored, you're bored...and stupid...
so would anyone like to add to the list?