The weekend was like an escape from real life. I spent a night on a rooftop bar with a good looking guy. My group pulled off a song that we barely practiced. A relative told me I looked like a model at a cousin's wedding (God bless blood relations). I made my early morning commitments relatively on time. My mom made pork roast. I made up for a week's worth of late nights.

And then Monday came. Like a train off its tracks, it came. Unexpected, undesired.

I overslept. I couldn't find my device chargers. Everything I did had a two-second lag due to oversleeping and hand moisturiser (no grip). Didn't iron any clothes over the awesome weekend so this morning greeted me naked. I found my brother at home, which I hoped upon every shooting star and wishing well that that meant it was a public holiday I wasn't aware of. No such luck. Upon setting foot in the office, my mom gasped at my disfiguring eye bags and told me I look like I've been in mourning. -_-

Happy weekday everybody!

Hello World,

You've been sending me parcels of Grey Skies and Rain the past few days. I'd just like to inform you that I have received the parcels, and there appears to be a problem with the order.

In reference to my PO no. 1001, I ordered Everyday Blue Skies. The Grey Skies you sent has caused a slight raucous in my workplace. Job efficiency has dropped by 15%, while the number of absentees has significantly increased. This is unacceptable as the reason I placed an order for Everyday Blue Skies was to affect the exact opposite effect. 

Also, the Rain that you sent was too large in quantity. Its arrival has thus caused great chaos. The workplace is experiencing visual obstruction, slow traffic, damaged shoes, and dampened spirits.

The week is almost up. I need you to rectify this problem by early Monday morning. These mistakes have caused me and my colleagues much unpleasantness and additional monetary costs.

Please advise your counter measures.

Thank you.

Regards,
KL Man